Due to clever people on MLIA, I have now changed my voicemail message:
"I'm currently trying to make peace between the ninjas and pirates, so leave me a message and I'll call you back, BYE."
I've never felt so cool.
Speaking of coolness, Valentines Day is in 4 days. I still have to go buy A's present, which I should be doing later, and finish the mixtape. Other than that, I'm pretty much done. Found out that we can go to the movies that morning for $4 a piece, so my wallet's happy too. Forget going to see Valentine's Day like everyone else - Percy Jackson and the Olympians, here we come!